Baker's End


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  • Tom Baker as himself
  • Katy Manning as Suzy Goshawk
  • Susan Jameson as Mrs Frimbly
  • David Benson as Reverend Ailing and Sinister Presence
  • Lizzie Roper as Large Lady
  • Stuart Denman as Idiot Actor
  • Other roles played by members of the cast


  • Written by Paul Magrs
  • Produced and directed by Simon Barnard
  • Music by Edwin Sykes
  • Post-production by Simon Robinson
  • Design and artwork by Stuart Manning
  • Recorded at Audio Sorcery, Tunbridge Wells

BAKER'S END: The King of Cats

Peevish ACTORS are descending mournfully upon the remote English village of HAPPENSTANCE for the funeral of TV legend TOM BAKER. His one-time co-star Suzy Goshawk is SUCKED into a PAROCHIAL vortex of intrigue involving the quailsome local vicar, Tom's acidulous housekeeper Mrs Frimbly and various other fruminous SCUMBLEBUMS. None of them can agree upon how Tom met his disastrous end and Suzy is starting to suspect that something MURKSOME and SWERVISH is going on.

The snow comes down and SUZY finds herself trapped at BAKER'S END for Christmas, with all the village's creepy pensioners enslaved by a strange, dancing dragon… and a Sinister Presence LURKING on the sidelines.

Why are old ladies TWERKING their BOTTOMS outside the post office-cum-mini-mart? Why is the vicar creeping about in the bushes in the dead of night? And why, just when all looks hopeless, does a strange, scobberlotching creature SPROING into view? Who exactly is THE KING OF CATS in his furry costume and his battered golden crown?

Also, there are elderly MUMBLECRUSTS who shoot LASERS out of their KNOCKERS.

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